Today I spoke with a Sunday school teacher and asked her what wonderful wisdom she bestowed upon her young teenagers. She responded with the standard stigmata issue. The blood obsessed Catholics have a slew of icons depicting the stigmata of Christ. The religion of peace's spokes people are diligent in declaring that the holes in the palm of Christ are symbolic. Instructing the youngsters to the reality of the crucifixion, Sunday school teachers point out the nails went between the radius and ulna. That's the only possible way, without breaking the laws of physics, to suspend a 160 pound deity from a cross who's preparing to fly into the clouds.
Earlier today at Saint Louis cathedral I listened to Arch Bishop Alfred Hughes pound the "Man can not serve money and God" sermon. Then he asked for money. He said that God had blessed him during a category 5 hurricane and his miraculous evacuation via internal combustion. That's when he realized what he actually owned didn't matter. Then he asked for money again.
