Metaphysic Storm

Our wilderness loving God fearing first lady has condemned the commies in Myanmar for their hurricane response and their reluctance to take our Dollars. “I was baking cookies and then they fell off the cookie sheet and I called Ban Ki Moon”- Sorce.

New Orleans mayor Ray Nagan (Nagin’s Last Stand - second down on the right) has called the first lady, to let her know, that this is the biggest national disaster this country has ever seen and they better just get their asses over there. He wants these politicians and storms to stop spinnin’. In fact he thinks they should delegate the power that they have to him and he’ll get this god damn thing fixed.

It was later reveled that Ahmadenijad communicated to Buddha that the dollar was a worthless piece of paper. The Buddhists spread the word to the dictatogrunts, during a beating, which finally reached the Secretary of State Peace, Councilman Lt-Gen Thiha Thura Tin Aung Myint Oo, who decided to stick with the Kyat.

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