Metaphysic Storm

Louisiana legislatures have just passed a bill which allows science teachers to supplement their 7 year old science books with material that the state Board of Elementary and Secondary Education deem appropriate. Opponents to the bill claim that this is a covert way to incorporate Intelligent Design in the public schools science classes. Biologists and the New Atheists across the Nation have since looked at Louisiana in befuddlement at our desire to keep our children as dumb as they can be. The designers of the bill state that it’s purpose is to encourage free thought in the science lab. Hopefully similar bills will be passed for the History curriculum, the one place that questioning the facts is really appropriate. The record of history, after all, is selected out by the men whores sexes the most with the biggest and bestist gun. Three days latter the same legislation voted for their %300 pay raise.

I admit that I don’t know that much about evolutionary biology. I do understand the basic facts and implications. Random mutations occur in the copying process of DNA. If that mutation is detrimental the individual will have less favorable odds of succeeding in life, which objectively is reproduction. If that mutation is beneficial to the current environment, even in the most insignificant amount, that lineage will have more favorable odds of succeeding. I have no problem letting the abstract parts of my mind witness the development of the eye from pond scum, but I have a difficult time seeing current birds as little dinosaurs. I have relatively high confidence in the professional evolutionary biologists determination that the birds are little saurs. The abstract parts of my mind is also able to see quite easily that the fossil record is never going to give enough physical evidence of where everything came from. But I never needed that, all I needed was the fact of random mutation and statistics.

As an artist, I might not be a master of biology but I am a specialist of design. That’s my job. I take Carbon, TiO2, cadmium, cobalt and others, mix them up on a surface and design images for viewers to enjoy. If you were walking in the desert and came upon one of my paintings you would look at it and intuitively know that there was a designer behind it. That is called a truism. It’s obvious that the desert didn’t weave a canvas, refine pigment and arrange it is such a way as to make an illusion of an island sunset. So, as an expert on design, I thought that I could propose a supplement for the science classes of Louisiana. That is the only “legitimate” argument against evolution so far proposed. Just look at your opposable thumbs. Isn’t it a truism that, that couldn’t have happened, by the awesome power of Natural Selection?

The smartest person on television, Ben Stein, stated that evolution doesn’t explain why the laws of thermodynamics are what they are. I agree with him completely, they certainty do not. However, I think he’s implying that the entity that designed thermodynamics also designed the Bonobo. I’ve studied the design structure of thermodynamics which can be summed up as, ——-. I would like to quote someone now. Arnold Sommerfeld: “Thermodynamics is a funny subject. The first time you go through it, you don’t understand it at all. The second time you go through it, you think you understand it, except for one or two small points. The third time you go through it, you know you don’t understand it, but by that time you are so used to it, it doesn’t bother you any more.” Cheers and this foreign bud is for you. I would, and obviously will, like to incorporate into this paragraph that I think the the +1 of Zeroth law of thermodynamics was realized before the heat sink. I abstract an ancient dude watching a camp fire thinking, “That wood turned into heat, sound, light, gas and dust. But nothing was lost.”

I’m tired of countering the religious with logic and facts. It just seems entirely pointless to say that we, the naturalists, need more reason than, “Duhhhh, don’t you see?”. Therefor, I thought that I would capitalize on duhhh. Duhh is awesome. Duhh is better than a mathematical proof. Duhh is, I think therefor I am. After studying the “design” of the boring laws of established physics and math, 1=1, and the intricacies of the human brain, one brain is more complex than the entire known universe, I have concluded that there could not be one individual designer. I’m sure you may ask how I know that. My answer is duhhh. As a designer myself, I have made everything from complete non representational vomit to photo realistic graphite drawings. But throughout all of my work, no matter how diverse it may be, there is a fingerprint, a signature which reveals who the author was. Ahhh, duhhhh, it’s Robert Sutton’s work. What more Pollock proof do you need?

In conclusion: I would like this work to be included in the supplemental work for young Louisianan scientists. If you look at the design of a rock and the design of an animal part, you must instantly conclude that there were multiple designers. Or the highly improbable possibility that a single designer of everything is currently suffering from Dissociative Identity Disorder. However, claiming that the Almighty is suffering from a mental disorder, which might send you strait to hell, is not a good odds option to consider. Thus logically concluding that it’s highly improbable that a supreme being is mentally deficient, we must except that there are a multitude of designers leads us to determine that if any faith is correct it is the polytheists. Will the real Shiva please stand up! Intelligent designers: when Sutton’s mind meets the far right. The mantra is: “Sutton Sutton, he tastes like mutton.”

I went to Latin Mass this morning at Saint Patrick’s church of New Orleans. The priest spoke about the Corpus Cristy celebration and the beloved new Pope Ratzinger. He said that Catholics are starting to take to the street again, revitalizing and exhibiting their ‘rabbit like breeding’ on public property. I wonder if their demonstration in New Orleans will cause god to change his attitude about the city in accord with what the honorable Reverend Hagee knows about Katrina.

Hagee said, “All hurricanes are acts of God, because God controls the heavens. I believe that New Orleans had a level of sin that was offensive to God, and they were recipients of the judgment of God for that. The newspaper carried the story in our local area, that was not carried nationally, that there was to be a homosexual parade there on the Monday that the Katrina came. And the promise of that parade was that it would was going to reach a level of sexuality never demonstrated before in any of the other gay pride parades. So I believe that the judgment of God is a very real thing. I know there are people who demur from that, but I believe that the Bible teaches that when you violate the law of God, that God brings punishment sometimes before the Day of Judgment, and I believe that the Hurricane Katrina was, in fact, the judgment of God against the city of New Orleans.”

The mass’s audio/video was creepy but the excellent quality of the air conditioning ruined the mode a bit. I would have preferred my dead language and blood talk to be accompanied with at least a little bit of Caribbean humidity. The priest said that in the Pope’s “Catholic home country of Germany” the Corpus Christi celebration was accompanied by the military, soldiers genuflecting and a 101 gun salute to the lord and savior. I don’t want to presume that Hitler used the feast known as the Solemnity of the Body and Blood of Christ for his advantage, but I bet the probability is fairly high. He used whatever he could, including the hate the belief in divine riotousness can produce.

How dare Hagee associate Catholics with the Democracy of Germany during Dein Reich komme; and identify the True Church as the Great Whore of Babylon as found in his book “From Daniel to Doomsday”, which connected the Ancient Roman Empire and the Roman Catholic Church: “The evidence would point to Rome…It was Rome where Nero wrapped Christians in oily rags and hung them on lampposts, setting them ablaze to light his gardens. It was Rome that orchestrated the Crusades where Jews were slaughtered…It was Rome that orchestrated the Inquisitions throughout the known world where “heretics” were burned at the stake or pulled in half on torture racks because they were not Roman Catholic.” (pp. 10-11)

During the service I discovered that it was two boys first communion. I haven’t witnessed one of those since my own, 20 years ago. I must say that I was rather shocked at how the priest applied group pressure to the two boys. He said to them that if they eat the body and drink the blood of Christ, also know as bread and wine, that they would be given gifts far greater than any amount of gold or silver. In front of the entire church he pointed them out and asked if they promised to pursue a life in Christ. It sickened me to see a grown men manipulate young boys with the support of 8 altermen and a full congregation.

There must be something in the air.

The Sunday paper’s cover story revolves around twenty-three year old Katie Tutwiler. She was born in New Iberia and was “aggressively courted” by Jews in New Orleans to move here and pump up the community. She was given 1,000 dollars and a free membership to the private pool in uptown. There she’ll be meeting other young Jews.

Katie is only “nominally” Jewish but luckily she has the purity of blood. Her father was Episcopalian and mother a “nonobservant” Jew. She is shopping for a religious identity and describes herself as a religion “seeker”. She’s “in play”. Thus she qualifies for the “newcomers program”. That program has devoted $180K to recruit new Jews to New Orleans. The newcomers program is only one of the initiatives Jews here are executing. The “strategic plan” is a $24 million blueprint to inflate the Klan by getting some babies made.

Due to her sweet blood, the lucky lady is also eligible for Birthright, a free vacation to Israel, funded by the Israelis. The program promotes strong racial identity with this bullshit insanity. Her religious shopping does include the occasional Catholic Mass but I have high confidence that she’ll chose bagels and locks over vanilla wafers.

“The area’s Jewish leaders agree that the 35 percent or so of displaced New Orleans Jews include some of the community’s elder elite, including many of its most reliable donors. But sociologist Weil’s research found a good deal of residual prosperity: Working from income disclosures from 60 percent of 800 respondents to his survey, Weil estimated a mean family income of $180K annually” - The Times Picayune.

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“It’s their world” Video of post K, posted by Lord Omar

Blogger Woozie said…
This is a classist, perhaps geopolitical, problem. Not a racial one. Broke white people elsewhere on the gulf coast, especially in Mississippi, got a whole bunch of nothing too. That’s a story you don’t hear.

I know and appreciate greatly they didn’t do this in the video, but way too many people make the post Katrina situation a racial problem when it simply is not. Great video.

Blogger Lord Omar said…
Certainly explains taking pot shots at rescue helicopters.

Blogger Woozie said…
Who took pot shots at rescue helicopters? Continue Reading »

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